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My wife and I smoked last night

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Fredbear, Nov 12, 2011.

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  1. #1 Fredbear, Nov 12, 2011
    Im a daily smoker been so for a long time, her very occasional anyway....got ahold of some ak-47....well during sex she said it was great of course but at one point she said it felt like her face was melting off and her soul left her body and she was floating above us.

    Oh she had two good sized hits thats it..

    Ididnt find the weed that strong but I guess it is
     
  2. #2 OGgarfield, Nov 12, 2011
    thats pretty mental dude.
     
  3. #3 Delluhsion, Nov 12, 2011
    She had an out of body experience from weed? im confused.
     
  4. #4 Fredbear, Nov 12, 2011
    Probaby just from the awesome sex
     
  5. #5 OGgarfield, Nov 12, 2011
    i think this post has just been made to brag about fredbears sexual achievements huh.
     
  6. #6 kliff2004, Nov 12, 2011

    damn man, my face hasn't melted off since the very first time I smoked.

    Your wife just has no tolerance.

    Or your really good in bed lol
     
  7. #7 dirtridge, Nov 12, 2011
    #humblebrag
     
  8. #8 Mrburntout, Nov 12, 2011
    I wish I could get that high...
     
  9. #9 Rastafaaari, Nov 12, 2011
    If that happened during sex, she was obviously busy thinking about that and not the 'awesome sex' you claim to have distributed. Unlucky bro.
     
  10. #10 Fredbear, Nov 12, 2011
    just playing about guys but the sex was awesome its always awesome with weed though.....I just thought that was crazy about what she told me about her face
     
  11. #11 Ranger Smith, Nov 12, 2011
    Yeah, nobody cares about the sex you had with your wife. She probably doesn't even look good. You can brag about sex with your wife, while the rest of us are still living the un-married life, and can have sex with whoever we want to. So who is the true player now. Not you.
     
  12. #12 kannesss, Nov 12, 2011
    Damn nice work lol
     
  13. #13 Slawter, Nov 12, 2011

    Someones cool.
     
  14. #14 GodGaveUsWeed, Nov 12, 2011
    OP is a virgin obviously
     
  15. #15 Anthony777, Nov 12, 2011

    Go on...
     
  16. #16 Skyed, Nov 12, 2011
    Well I'd be fine having a wife that smoked & sexed with me, as long as she's hot.
     
  17. #17 Flight96, Nov 12, 2011
    Ahh..i see, a subliminal lost his virginity thread. Brilliant.
     
  18. #18 Fredbear, Nov 12, 2011

    You write this about me when you started a post about quarters
    I just want to get a dub for the day... problem is I only have 19 dollars in bills, and then 4 quarters. Will he get pissed about that, or do you guys not really think its a big deal."

    have sex with whom ever has the time for you to sift thru your quarters young man
     
  19. #19 Dynamics, Nov 12, 2011

    I lol'd. That legitimately made me laugh, however I doubt that sexual intercourse can spawn a "floating" experience.
     
  20. #20 Fredbear, Nov 12, 2011
    actually once before totally sober I felt this like my soul left my body and joined with hers as we intertwined above us not kidding.
     
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