I swear to Bob Marley himself that these are completely 100% true. May I never enjoy being high again if any part of these stories are inaccurate. 1st. Me and my friend dodging a couple of dirty DEA cops. 2nd. Me and my friend (same one) dodging 5 WILLIAMSON COUNTY (worse county in the states to get pulled over in yr after yr ESPECIALLY with MJ) cops that walked into his room while we had just finished smoking and it was fogged as hell. Ok so story number one: I drive to dtown Austin (tx) to pick up two oz of shwagg. on the way down we smoke 7-8 blunts (can't really remember it was hazy). get to my dealers apartment complex and drive around it conspicuously and horribly cause we can't find the apartment (he had just moved into it and i was STONED). finally park and go in. inside we smoke about a half between four people and buy the two oz. smoked the half through bong/pieces. so my friend and i are legit stoned out of our minds. walk back to my car, put on bob marley (jammin) start pulling out. i look to my left and sure nuff about 8 cops pull up to block us in. they have bproof vests and DEA shit. sawed off shotguns, the whole works. keep in mind we have no eyedrops in, no cologne on, etc. my friend and i each have an oz under our nuts. when i open the door(window won't roll down) bob is still playin and my friend is so high he doesn't realize anything and is still singing along. my thoughts at the time were "oh shit were in the middle of a huge-ass drug bust" and "FUCK MAYNE". officer asks me for my license and his buddies surround my car (friend also realizes what's going on and turns down radio). i take turns asking each of them why i was stopped. all of them said i would have to wait to find out. that's when i knew something was up. they asked me if i knew (dealer's name) and came from his apt. at suchnsuch floor and bought two oz. i said i had no idea what he was talking about and continued to defend it. he asked if i was stoned. i said yeah not gonna lie i'm baked. he steps away and calls my dealer up. see, i didn't know they were being paid by my dealer to cover the apt. complex. so he comes up to my window and says "i know youre stoned, i know you bought 2 oz, i know you came from (name's) apartment. don't lie to me again. he's my friend though so you guys be safe and get out of here". and sent us on our way. i call my dler back and he explained the situation. i was so scared i almost pissed myself. i still made sure i took the scenic route back to avoid being followed lol. i was PARANOID. thats the end of number one... sorry i'm too stoned to post number 2 right now and it's 1AM which means i'm fixin to pass out. but number2 is even crazier than number 1. like i said, this is no bullshit completely true event.