gah i knew it...still clicked anyway though. oh man that reminds me of this one time i got my friend and her bf to break up. i was over her house sitting on her bed with her cat, she left the room for watever reaon, and the phone rings. i pick it up and its her bf (a real prick btw) me:hello? bf: yea hi...is ____ there...? me: uh not right now i think shes busy bf: who is this? me: Jimmy bf: who the f*ck is jimmy and why are u at ___ house me: idk im just hanging out. bf: doing what? me: im on her bed petting her pussy (cat) bf: what the fuck!? me: my bad yo then he hung up lol
my cat casper, he's a little bigger now, but he's been that size since he was 4 or 5, and he's now 15 and perfectly healthy(for being that fat). he's a pretty damn smart cat, if he knows you're up, and you don't feed him, he'll take a shit outside of your door, no joke. its so funny waking up to my mom screaming "GOD DAMNIT CASPER NOT AGAIN!"
sorry to kill the cat lovers vibe but there are these three fuckin cats that hang around my place alllll dayyy chillan on and around my car...on my trampoline...deck in the back...one even snuck in my garage and they fight and make loud cat noises all the time ughhh when i get my hands on um xxxxx
haha nah he actually walks up and down the stairs, moves when he wants food, if my dog tries to fuck with him he'll swing his paw at her and shit, hes pretty much a 30 lb ballin cat. but it does really piss me off when he paws on my door at 6 AM wanting food, i dont get up to give him food, and then as soon as I walk outside of my door I step in cat shit(his way of saying give me my damn food when i want it). we should've named him fucking garfield.
ya i was actually watching ripleys believe it or not a few years ago and it was showing the fattest cat in the world, and they had to move him around in a fucking wheelbarrel. that shit was sooo fucking funny, my cat is fat and hard to pick up but hes not quite THAT fat. its funny seeing everyones reaction to my cat though, a lot of the time he chills outside the front door and when delivery men or neighbors walk by theyre like "OH MY GOD THAT IS THE FATTEST CAT I HAVE EVER SEEN". gotta hide him from the azns though, he'd feed an azn family for a week.