2nd Thread about my nephew. Last one was about him pissing on the floor at 1 am and laughing at me and mocking me. He's such a fuck, he is 6 years old, and RETARDED, but smart. He literally acts and does RETARDED things but when he gets serious (rarely) he will be smart. He ALWAYS fucking plays undercover and follows me when I go to smoke. He will hide behind the trees and try to watch me smoke like it's something so amazing. I never smoke or have anything out if he can see it, like if I had my bag on my lap and he sneaks into my smoke spot I throw it behind me, stand up and start talking real loud like oh look over there look over there! For some reason I just don't want him to even take a glimpse at it, I freak out like WW3. I think he's been spying on me, well I know he has, because he found my plants in the neighbors field next door. Motherfucker!! Somehow he knew they were "pot plants" went and told my sister lol. She didn't / can't do anything but it's just the principle that he's a dick and does these things. He will just randomly walk up on me and be like "IT SMELLS LIKE POT OVER HERE" and I'm just thinking how daa fuqq does he know?:confused I'm worried that he's going to return to school in a month with all these crazy stories about his uncle and his magical plants he found. He even found an empty packet of some legal weed I bought once, and he's like "can i smoke this with you?" i'm like "no you douche bag that's bad!!!" I'm sure he wouldn't be so fucking curious if it wasn't for the time period when my entire family tried to have an exorcism on me for smoking pot. I'm also worried he might find some shit and try to smoke it him self.. He knows how to use a lighter, always lighting shit on fire, I guess he had a cigarette but in his mouth the other day. He's gonna walk in stoned as fuck some day I know it and he's like 6. No I am not a hippie or anything, I don't act like a druggie, advocate drug use, or use drugs around him like I said I act like it's WW3. I mean fuck the other day we were eating dinner and he's like "My name, i seen your plant-------- and I burst out loud interrupting and was like SOOO have you played xbox lately? Now I have to go sneak out and move my plants so he doesn't see, I'm sure he's going to be fucking sneaking right behind me lol.