My neighbours washing has been out for 4 months

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by gavina12, Nov 15, 2013.

  1. So yeah...Different topic but it's annoying me that my next door neighbour
    has had her washing out for this long and i don't particularly get on with her..
    Reason for posting this is i'm tempted to do something with it. Dont know what though..
    So i am looking for insperation. Here's how it stands:
    •Divorcing mid 30s woman
    •alcoholic
    •Often shouting/screaming @ her kid (close to calling the services @ times)
    •Doesn't work & claims benefits
    •Only has the house as she is the mother - husband is ok

    So safe to say she's a little nuts but the fact she's so god damn lazy
    Makes me want to mindf*ck her. Probably a bad idea but still...
     
  2. 4 and a 1/2 months it has been out for i should have added!
     
  3. What the fuck are you talking about dude
     
  4. Sorry man but by washing do you mean dirty clothes out to dry? Or what?
     
  5. Yeah man, I'm assuming you're English which might explain why we have no idea what you're taking about haha.

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  6. Is she showering naked outside?
     
  7. I second this...
     
  8. Apoligies i am totally baked. I'm Scottish not english! By washing i mean washed washing thats been hung out on a washing line and not been bothered to bring in. For 4 months. Knew by the end of typing this out originally it was a bad idea!
     
  9. Let me guess. You have OCD?
     
  10. Is it not normal to refer to your recently washed clothes as 'the washing'? Or is that a UK thing? lol
     
    I don't think there's much you can do about it to be honest though, it isn't a crime to leave your washing hanging.
     
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  12. lol the washing
     
    sounds like a movie.
     
  13. Liam Neison in: The Washing

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  14. #15 CC99, Nov 15, 2013
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    I dont see how this is confusing at all?
     
    but anyways i have no idea what to tell you to do. i've never had to deal with shitty neighbors luckily. you could just try calmly visiting her and telling her it bothers you,but if she is some irrational alcoholic who knows how that will end up
     
  15. Meh I'm welsh and it made total sense to me.

    Wait till she's in bed or fallen asleep in her own piss watching X factor, jump over into her garden take the clothes of the line and neatly fold them, place them next to her door and leave it to see if she notices if not don't worry as the washing is now off the line and you no longer have to look at them.
     
  16. I don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I WILL wash you.
     
  17. STOP LMAO

    I literally read it perfectly, but you guys got me rollin...
     
  18. Just put hotdogs in her underwear man


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  19. Hahahhaah


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