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My mom is fuckin crazy!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by White Smoke, May 25, 2009.

  1. She went on my computer and saw Grasscity. and she thinks i'm obsessed with weed now or somthing.
    i'm just really pissed and venting don't mind me..
     
  2. haha, thats one of the reasons why I keep two tabs open when im on here.
    Moms are going to think like that.
     
  3. Your 18 and your parents are snooping around on your computer trying to catch you doing bad things? I think you should talk to your mom about her respecting your privacy.
     

  4. Well, I mean, we are all high and on a forum talking about weed....sooo I guess there is some obsession there right?
     
  5. Now that you know she snoops your shit, starting downloading some crazy ass porn. I'm talkin shit that would make beastiality look like the missionary position. Then see how often she checks up on you after that.
     
  6. Quoted for the truth:smoking:
     
  7. lmao i should
     
  8. Porn is always a good deterrent. If I got weed out in my room and the 'rents come knocking it goes like this:

    Mom: Why is the door locked what are you doing?
    Me: I'm jackin off mom, GOD!
    Mom: You're such a sick bastard
    Me: Love you too, whens dinner?
    Mom: [no response]

    Then as a bonus about 5 min later I'll yell "HEY MOM! I JUST FINISHED, YOU GOT A CIG?" :smoking:
     

  9. hahahhahahha that is too funny! i have to +rep you for that!
     
  10. Hahahahaha you are one crazy mofo lol:smoking:
     
  11. You only have 160 posts...It's the people with over a thousand which are obsessed..:hide:

    Nah it's just something to pass the time. She will get over it. And if she doesn't, hit her over the head with a frying pan. That should do the trick.
     

  12. Made my day, +rep funniest shit ive seen in a few days.
     

  13. this!

    haha... reminds me of last year when these guys left their dorm unlocked while they went away for a weekend. We went in, put some FREAKY porno this dude had on their DVD player, jacked up their surround sound to the max, and left.

    The RA's had a fun time dealing with that... lol
     
  14. move in with this guy!!!! ha ha well funny dude!
     
  15. mine's crazy too, join the club
     
  16. are u sure your over 18 and your parents are still spying on your stuff? o_O
     
  17. your house house sounds mad man! your mum sounds like shes great fun.
     
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