Just happened today, thought I would share with you guys. I see a lot of remarks on this board about my tendency to get a wee bit smart-ass from time to time. Let me assure you gang that I don't save it for you, I share this with the world. Today at lunch I ran to Wal Mart to pick up some junk that I need for the house, you know batteries, can of oil, etc. I notice a pretty blonde in a nurses outfit, walking through the store and holding hands with the nastiest looking redneck from Alabama. She sees me looking at her and gets this sly looking grin on her face and gets this cocky attitude to her. you know the attitude, similiar to " Yeah I'm 36 years old but I still can make heads turn to check me out!" Me on the other hand, I'm looking at her because she looks familiar, not because she is pretty. Well a little later I'm in the music section of the store checking out the Aerosmith CDs because I'm taking the wife to their concert on December 1. I make my selection and head to the check out. Who do you suppose is standing there at the check-out? The blonde nurse and her redneck boyfriend. As I turn toward them, I notice that she has been checking me out and is still checking me out. I hesitate a bit in my movements, because they are standing there, and then it hits me. I know who she is. Well, after I got startled a bit, she got this develish look on her face. Me, I got this smug look on my face. I nod to them and say hello. She says " hey!" (really chirpy) and the boyfriend grunts a "hey". She makes her purchase and asks her boyfriend to go find something for her on the other side of the store. After he gets out of site she approaches me with loving on her mind. As she twirls her hair with one finger she asks " You look very familiar. I know every good looking man in this town, so tell me where I know you from." I replied " Your ex-husband Jeff put the siding on my house and you used to sit and talk to my wife while our boys played on the same T-Ball team together." I'm afraid that she left the store a little bit embarrassed and her attitude in check.