My girlfriend is pregnant

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by laxsmoker4, May 15, 2009.

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  1. #1 laxsmoker4, May 15, 2009
    Okay, so my girfriend is two weeks late for her period and we have tried everything to kill whatever is in her. I have been hitting her stomach with a bat, stuffing fireworks in her vagina,forcing her to binge drink grain alcohol, and running over her stomach with my school bus but no matter what I do she won't pee or poop out the stupid dead thing. Oh and btw she is my mom also. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
     
  2. #2 pieman615, May 15, 2009
    wtf dude :| shes your mum?, im really confused

    oh i just read the rest -.-
     
  3. #3 AshTRE, May 15, 2009
    Audacity. I like it. +REP
     
  4. #4 Crownic, May 15, 2009
    worst troll I've ever seen. someone delete this thread.
     
  5. #5 Billy_the_Kid, May 15, 2009
    Um. What?
     
  6. #6 Arnold Shvegzor, May 15, 2009
    GC doesn't have a smiley to show how unfunny i think this is.
     
  7. #7 limes, May 15, 2009
    I agree with Crownic.

    Better luck next time lax, try to put some more effort in next time.
     
  8. #8 laxsmoker4, May 15, 2009
    oh and by the way did you know that bambi was a deer???? Who the hell names a deer bambi LOL
     
  9. #9 K i n e t i c, May 15, 2009
    lol. The question is whether the kid is your brother or your son
     
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