My fucked up story of the day

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by FuckBeerGetWeed, Jun 23, 2011.

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  1. #1 FuckBeerGetWeed, Jun 23, 2011
    A buddy of mine and I were at the gym just working out, I was doing some pull
    ups and he was doing dumbbell press where you lay on your back and raise the dumbbells as if your benchpressing. So anyway for some reason I dont know, i wasnt really payin attention to him just doin my own thing, he dropped one of the dumbbells and it fell on his right testicle which fuckin popped. I actually heard the pop, but you shoulda hear him screaming. We rushed him to the hospital but ovbiously he lost his testicle. He is a changed man now

    So thats my fucked up story of the day. Anyone else got any good ones?
     
  2. #2 Jiggernex, Jun 23, 2011
    Uhh..... I got gassy from a bean burrito?
     
  3. #3 Dallasboy678, Jun 23, 2011
    That happens sometimes.
     
  4. #4 Skunky Monkey, Jun 23, 2011
    Dam fuck that im leaving this thread that shit is scary
     
  5. #5 grass seeker, Jun 23, 2011
    holy shit D:
     
  6. #6 greedyorphan, Jun 23, 2011
    :eek::eek::eek:When I finished reading this my wife walked in and asked why my legs were crossed so tight. I didnt even realize that I crossed them
     
  7. #7 imBaked, Jun 23, 2011
    you just ruined my day. I'll never stop worrying about something falling on and popping my testicle now :(
     
  8. #8 thegodson, Jun 23, 2011
    How does he drop dumbbells from above his pecs to his nuts, that's special. Sucks though man.
     
  9. #9 FilthyJebus, Jun 23, 2011
    Yep testicular destruction....no bueno
     
  10. #10 FuckBeerGetWeed, Jun 23, 2011
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    Fuck if i know, maybe he was sitting up about to finish. I knew this would creep ppl out hahaha
     
  11. #11 Ginger African, Jun 23, 2011
    ahhh you really ballsed that up man :/
     
  12. #12 Badfish29, Jun 23, 2011

    Im with ya on that one. Cringed big time at "I heard it pop"
     
  13. #13 Storm Crow, Jun 23, 2011
    There are prosthetic testicles- kinda like a breast implant but firmer. I am quite surprised that they didn't offer him one!
     
  14. #14 FuckBeerGetWeed, Jun 23, 2011
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    There's nothin like the real thing
     
  15. #15 shamwowgal, Jun 23, 2011
    thinking about that made my vajayjay hurt
     
  16. #16 Tomason, Jun 23, 2011
    same thing happened to me, but in my case the dumbell exploded.
     
  17. #17 dryseasonsucks, Jun 23, 2011

    Shit man, same here! :hello::hello::hello:
     
  18. #18 skrotez, Jun 23, 2011
    My health teacher told me you couldnt pop a testicle when I asked her. Bitch lied :mad:
     
  19. #19 Cruizer, Jun 23, 2011
    Jesus, I put my dumbells between my legs sometimes to hold them in place after doing a set. I will definitely put them on the floor from now on.
     
  20. #20 hpyboy1, Jun 24, 2011
    Just remember-he now have Chinese Balls( one hung low)
     
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