My dog farted at 3;a.m. And woke me up

Discussion in 'General' started by chicken, Dec 2, 2009.

  1. 2 nights in a row this has happened... hes a huge bulldog..

    that sleeps in my room at night....and i woke up t the most god-awful smell known to man !!!!!!!

    i asked my girlfriend about it,, and it woke her up also....

    apparantlly we were both laying there with our eyes open...

    she should have said something,,, i'd have rolled her over and hit that ass <------------:cool:
     
  2. Dog farts are so fucking bad! They always look at you like you're crazy when you get pissed about it too.
     
  3. smellin dog farts at 3:00 in the morning......you stud
     
  4. my parents dog does that whenever i visit them. just plops down and you know he farted when he leaves the room on his own and youre left with a terrible warm moist smell.
     
  5. Sulfur, smelly pubes, and shit all rolled into one gaseous concoction?
     
  6. Dude the same thing happened to me...
     
  7. my dog farts and then spins around to see what just touched her ass
     
  8. This may sound weird, but I think one of the funniest things in the world is when a dog farts. Only because when you give them the evils, they look back all innocent as though they know what they've done but pleading not to get angry at them. Only witnessed it a few times but when I did, I was in fits.
     

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