When I think of being so stoned to the point that I'm having ridiculously outrageous thoughts, this is the first memory that comes to mind. Granted it might not be the most outrageous thing I've thought of when high, but it's definitely up there: I was driving around in my car, high as fuck of course, enjoying the breeze in my face. By the way, this happened right when I was in the middle of my extremely heavy period of smoking and was stoned as fuck more often than I wasn't, so it kinda makes sense. Anyways, I was driving along the road when I suddenly smelled a strong, permeating odor of skunk. I was so fucking ripped that my first genuine thought was literally "there must be a field of marijuana upwind, I wonder if I can find it"...it took me a good minute or two of just sitting there focusing all my mental energy before I noticed how absolutely ridiculous that sounded to any person who wasn't high as all fuck. After the realization that I was so high I was thinking blatantly retarded thoughts, I thought about how it was probably just skunk roadkill giving off the smell, and that I had to be high to an uncomfortably retarded level where mental capacity is significantly diminished, to even consider the possibility that a field of ganja was growing nearby and that's what I was smelling... much less the idea of me stumbling upon it. This is the only situation I can recall where I was genuinely alarmed at how negatively smoking a shit ton of good weed could affect my thought processes. So tell us blades, what are some memorable ridiculosities (what an awesome new word I've just created) that've popped into your head when you're high as shit and literally made you take a step back and say "Wait, what? What the fuck?"