Watching all however many twilight movies there are/will be all in a row and wtf were you talking about?
Burning my blood vessels in the back of my throat to stop the uncontrollable bleeding days after my tonsilectomy. Without any meds to help the pain. Worst.pain.EVER
How about this one guys? Ants forcing their way into your dick and then biting you. From the inside. Ahhhhhhh!!!!
jamming a toothpick as far as you can up your big toe nail and then kickin a brick wall as hard as you can
you mean like a kidney stone or something? Probably burned to death or being ate by ants like someone else said
This...without the whole 'toony' thing goin on [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f2aj3Phl7o"]YouTube - video of steamroller 1[/ame] That guy gave me nightmares as a kid [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADrojCw6amM"]YouTube - Remember Me Eddie? When I Killed Your Brother I Talked JUST..LIKE..THIIIISSSS!!![/ame]
you're organs would all go to the top of your body trying to escape and as it gets closer to your upper body you would explode from all the force. Nice hehe
In a hypothetical situation, I can come up with quite the list that would make childbirth look like a splinter.
Having a ruptured, gangrenous appendix (or really any other organ). Ugh. Maybe not as painful as the whole "steamroller" bit, but I'd say slightly more common/practical.