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Most epic day of my life!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by mal11, Jul 26, 2011.

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  1. #1 mal11, Jul 26, 2011
    Yesterday I was feeling pretty down due to my recent relationship issues. My stepmom come up and asks me if I have ever smoked pot. I didnt know what to say cause I though she found my stash and I got scared as shit!

    I kinda hesitated but I told her that " it's come up here and there" and she asks me if I would like to smoke with her if it would make me feel better. My mind was firing fireworks when she asked. I tried to keep calm and I told her "yeah, it would help". I go outside and wait for her and we start toking up. She says that if I ever need someone to talk to that I can talk to her and we can smoke out once in a while, but not to abuse the privilege. It was the greatest moment ever :hello::D
     
  2. #2 Mr Unknown, Jul 26, 2011
    Is she hot? If shes hot, you know what to do.
     
  3. #3 S0UR, Jul 26, 2011
    Sounds like fun. Put it in her butt.
     
  4. #4 mememantis, Jul 27, 2011
    Fuck her...literally
     
  5. #5 purplehazeguy, Jul 27, 2011
    [​IMG]
     
  6. #6 i Donk, Jul 27, 2011
    we're gonna need pics of your step-mom to help you determine your next move
     
  7. #7 glazedKnuckles, Jul 27, 2011
    Hows your relationship with your dad? Bad?

    Fuck her.
     
  8. #8 TheyCallMeZach, Jul 27, 2011
    Are you joking? That's his step mom... Your all pervs.
     
  9. #9 Dopethrone420, Jul 27, 2011
    It's not a blood relation so it's technically not incest.
     
  10. #10 GeorgeW Kush, Jul 27, 2011
    Thats awesome and the best thing about it is that it seems realistic. Alot of people here are like "My Parents Toke All the time" and I'm like STFU no they dont.
     
  11. #11 iSPARK, Jul 27, 2011
    Slip it in her dude
     
  12. #12 Charalzo, Jul 27, 2011
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    Actually legally it still counts as incest. Which is a felony.
     
  13. #13 i Donk, Jul 27, 2011

    Yeah I agree completely. His story is a lot more realistic then, for example, someone masturbating in front of their friend while high (crazy example I know, just pulled it out of nowhere). If I ever heard a story like that, I would be like "STFU no they didn't"
     
  14. #14 djace112, Jul 27, 2011
    loooooooooool why is everyone implying to sex up his mom??? :cool:
     
  15. #15 ixBeachbumxi, Jul 27, 2011
    ALL THE 15 YR OLD VIRGIN PUSSYS SHUT UP.



    Okay, now....do not slip it in her. This woman is in a relationship with your dad. This is wrong. Do not listen to the retarded fucks above me.


    anyway, GOOD SHIT MAN! I love smokin with older tokers, I always feel like im listening to like...my Jedi master or something....but with ganj...


    Even if we're talking about something completly non pot related, its always good to listen to their words and learn.
     
  16. #16 glazedKnuckles, Jul 27, 2011
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    You're thinking of "Friend masturbated in front of me while high." The other one is a troll thread
     
  17. #17 GeorgeW Kush, Jul 27, 2011
    Who do you get your jokes from? The Situation? :rolleyes:
     
  18. #18 i Donk, Jul 27, 2011

    I don't think you realized who I was quoting :)
     
  19. #19 drayton sawyers, Jul 27, 2011
    Who wants to fuck a chick behind there dad? That's gross.
     
  20. #20 bto4, Jul 27, 2011
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    haha are you saying you are a law abiding citizen? come on...
     
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