Do you have mobile phone phobia/paranoia? I do. I fucking hate the phone... And I get such a paranoid over it, I imagine myself hearing it ring all the time. I constantly hear it ring in my head, so I look at the phone, but it's not ringing. It's all in my head. I wish I could throw it away, but I can't coz I'm afraid I'm going to die if I don't have a phone with me. Why would I die if I didn't have a phone? Coz my wife will kill me, that's why. If there is one thing that can bring me trouble, it's the phone. When it rings, I have almost 50/50 chance of getting into trouble. If I pick it up, I'm screwed. If I don't pick it up, I'm still screwed. Phones never brought me any good news, always the bad news. Nobody called me and said, "Congratulation, you just won a 3 day holiday to Pussyland!" They only say, "Hello. Are you sitting down right now? Coz you should hear this sitting down." Shit.... Hate the fucking phone... I just hate it...
Haha, I hear my ringtone playing all the time too brother. It's like an audiotory hallucination. I also get very paranoid the second my phone rings and I dont know why.