Mobile phone Phobia/Paranoia

Discussion in 'General' started by GGrass, Oct 1, 2010.

  1. Do you have mobile phone phobia/paranoia?

    I do.

    I fucking hate the phone...

    And I get such a paranoid over it, I imagine myself hearing it ring all the time.

    I constantly hear it ring in my head, so I look at the phone, but it's not ringing. It's all in my head.

    I wish I could throw it away, but I can't coz I'm afraid I'm going to die if I don't have a phone with me. Why would I die if I didn't have a phone? Coz my wife will kill me, that's why.

    If there is one thing that can bring me trouble, it's the phone.

    When it rings, I have almost 50/50 chance of getting into trouble.

    If I pick it up, I'm screwed.

    If I don't pick it up, I'm still screwed.

    Phones never brought me any good news, always the bad news.

    Nobody called me and said,

    "Congratulation, you just won a 3 day holiday to Pussyland!"

    They only say,

    "Hello. Are you sitting down right now? Coz you should hear this sitting down."


    Hate the fucking phone... I just hate it...
  2. Microwave it. Show that phone who's boss.
  3. Haha, I hear my ringtone playing all the time too brother. It's like an audiotory hallucination.

    I also get very paranoid the second my phone rings and I dont know why.
  4. Audiotory hallucination. LOL... that's the word I was looking for.


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