Mine Own Icicle Prison.

While you can fuck with a mind, you can't fuck a mind literally.



Nice opening eh?

It goes back to when we were still evolving into the fine humans that we all have become today.

We lived much closer to nature in those days. It was left for the young and strong to procreate, and thereby insure that the tribe would continue. More hands on the hunt, more hands for making war. etc. etc.


Not unlike animals, mating was social thing, kinda like the bars of today. And vanity was a big part of the game. It was all in the presentation! Ritual dances were the way of saying, "I'm old e'nuff to go the store, I'm old e'nuff to get bred." (or bread)


So it always went that the strongest, best dancer, fairest maiden would wind up getting picked first. Kinda like the Alpha male and Alpha female in a wolf pack.


Coming forward in time to today. The undertones of those instincts are still hanging around. Everyone strives to be the Alpha wolf. It helps maintain the billion dollar cosmetic and related industries.

Figure into this, when most of us reach puberty, we still are very child-like in other ways. The prettiest things tend to grab our eyes.

And of course there's the other end of the vanity. Nobody wants to be seen with anything other that an Alpha wolf, thereby making everyone assume that they too must be an Alpha wolf. Ahhh. The perils of youth.



Now to us old fucks.


We been around the block a few times. We've had that beautiful girlfriend that made us look like the Alpha wolf. But she drove us friggin crazy! She had the IQ of a tomato!


Thanks to our ability to evolve, we learned that there is more to life than being an Alpha wolf, and, everyone can't be the Alpha wolf. We've learned that a woman might look like a million bucks, but in reality, she ain't worth $1.25


So we wind up with the ones who may not be beauty queens, but only on the outside. Inside, they're all MISS AMERICA!


Or whatever country you choose.

 

The truth my friend, nothing but the truth. You should know that!


Ain't got in trouble in awhile, so no need to kiss-up right at the moment.



But that's one I keep on file, just in case, cause ya never know!

 

See earlier post about people being stupid, and lazy.


abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.


Try saying it as one word. I don't think anyone can do it, with possibly the exception of Big Bird, of Sesame Street fame.

 

OK. But give me a little while. It's cold here. (yuk yuk)

 

Because it's easier than smart and energetic.

 

I liked my answer better.

 

Once again, I liked my answer better!