Ok here is another one for the spiritual blades who while satisfied with all that comes easy & hardly question an easy endeavor love a good laugh at themselves. "" A store that sells “New Husbands†has opened in New York City!! A store that sells “New Husbands†has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!) PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a “New Wives Store†just across the street. The 1st Floor has wives that love sxx. The 2nd Floor has wives that love sxx and have money and like beer. The 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th Floors have never been visited. ""
Worth all while to keep going if you are not satisfied. Lol unsatisfied men i didn't see that one coming( no really) And the joke ends there. So do I at level 2 that is. Replace beer w/ the bong and she's the perfect bong mate. I do try to sensor for these young folks that pass through the threads I'm being a considerate fxck.
[quote name='"VoRTeXaS8"']Worth all while to keep going if you are not satisfied. Lol unsatisfied men i didn't see that one coming( no really) And the joke ends there. So do I at level 2 that is. Replace beer w/ the bong and she's the perfect bong mate. I do try to sensor for these young folks that pass through the threads I'm being a considerate fxck.[/quote] Your on a forum about pot man. I dont think censoring yourself here is neccesary.
It wasn't written by me homie it was quoted i don't think u caught that or my sarcastic remark about being considerate this was meant for spreading the laughter, I'm old enough. But If i hit a strip club ill still tell 'mommy' whats up though, I tell her almost everything I'm vulnerable you could say.
You censored the word sex. Im not even going to bother googling a facepalm picture. But ya, I agree men generally have much, much lower standards. If a girl is even mildly attractive she can seduce guys very easily. To bad its not the other way around. When we go up to a random girl shes thinking "wow your creepy" (unless your a extremely attractive guy). But when a girl goes up to a random guy he's like "Fuck ya!".
Exactly.. Lots of times (more than often) that is the reaction your going to get because it has to do with them feeling vulnerable all of sudden as you approach when they should be more open about a guys intentions but they think every guy wants parts of them and i'll concede we do but also the whole package would be nice there seems to be no romance around here.