Masturbation Calls To Me When Im High

i hear u bro

 

riiiiiiiiight.................

 

LMAO!!!! hell no... lmao.. that made me laugh so hard... lol

 

lol man, thats funny ass shit, my dick would be purple if I was you, lol

 

dude i fuckin know exactaly wut ur talkin about masterbating when high is like fuckin bliss its amazing feeling it honestaly feels 400% better than normal and sex omg sex is fuckin 10000% better when ur high i donty know why exactaly but it does and i like it thanks god for pot ur cool guy

 

I get pretty fucking lazy when Im high.. I dont have the motivation to sweat off about 5 lbs.. i know that much. and i told da bitch lol

 

nottin like busting a nut up in ole mary jane

 

LOL,god,this is too much.Can\'t say iv\'e tried it yet but there\'s always time to experiment.lol!

 

ROFL!! ................lol... an hour?? ....haha your a porn addict! get yourself help.... or pussy....

 

heheh that\'s what i was thinking. man an hour lol! 5 minutes and i\'m havin back to back orgasms

 

wow, i do that same thing.......LOL. i dont know, it is just so good, especially wheen you close your eyes and shit. damn. feels just like a nice juicy dripin sloppy pussy.

 

i wonder why there isnt a study for this. but it is true, its like the first thing that i think when im stoned, \"dam, i gotta wack it or im gonna die\" lol

 

i do it sometimes, but after i\'m done it takes away my high and i think to myself how i\'d rather of just watched tv or something else

 

hahaha this is the greatest thread in the world!


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But yeah man i feel you.

 

ya it completely kills my high ..lol..

 

i don\'t know that it kills the high but it just makes you like \"wtf why\'d i just do that.\"

yeah but an hour, damn thats long. usually i\'de just shoot one out and go back to watchin TV or w/e else i was doin.

 

Dude I know exactly what this guy is talkin about it\'s weird whenever I get really high, like just walking around and stuff gets me horny and for a while I like had to whack it. But it always kills your buzz afterwards so everytime i feel like whackin it, I watch the DMX video for Where the Hood at. Not only is it funny as shit but the old gay black guy will take any sexual thoughts out of ur head like a vaccuumm

 

hahahahahahahaha

That gave me to worst mental image of a guy sitting there watching tv with his budies or soemthing and then he just whips it out, and starts beating off.

 

Wroooooong thread to use that saying, man. (j/k)