Masturbating in front of your dog.

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Bong aqua, May 11, 2011.

  1. Am I the only one that feels wierd when I'm bating and too lazy to put my dog out? Haha like I was thinking how fucked up would it be if reincarnation was real and someone dead from the past was watching me fap:D
     
  2. I never jerk it in front of my dog but I've had sex plenty of times in front of her. She usually doesn't leave the room she just walks a few feet away and stares, every once in a while I'll make eye contact with her and :laughing:
     
  3. You even get cuddles when your done!
     
  4. let me start this by saying "I fucking love stoners, we're bloody hilarious."
    now, the other day I was browsing some soft porn, nothing too bad, and I was basically just sitting there. I turn around and lo and behold the cat's just chillin on the bed. I was telling my friend about it and he goes "I know! my cat always does that, she stares me down and I tell her, listen! if you could figure out how to do this you'd understand."
     
  5. This thread = Epic xD
     
  6. I masturbate in front of my cat. I can tell by her stare that she is judging me.
     
  7. It is weird though....makes you wonder what the fuck their thinking.....the animals that is.
     
  8. "Why is he beating that girl senseless with that juicy looking sausage"
     

  9. dude... yeah. i was thinking about this the other day, seeing as my dog is always sleeping on my bed, and sometimes, well i jerk it in bed.

    obviously she'll turn her head and look at me sometimes, but it always makes me feel weird so i turn and face the other direction lol.

    lol.... :cool:
     

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