Masturbating at work.

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by TcHarrison, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. Just curious if anyone does is regularly, ever tried or or hasn't even contemplated it! Night shifts can get lonely blades and a good ole' tommy tank can pass some time!

    So your thoughts on the subject! Also theres no need for bullshit stories about how you were tugging one out in a cupboard and your female hot boss came in and finnished you off, this is the real world not a porn film!

    Peace compadres.
     
  2. I used to be what they called a "lane technician" at a bowling alley. All I would do was collect bowling balls and put them back on the racks, help bowlers if they weren't smart enough to set up their own game on the computer, get pins that were stuck in the gutters ("deadwood") and set up for leagues to come in and bowl. I met so many hot chicks while I worked there...it was an amazing job. You could usually find me in the arcade playing the basketball game, bowling on an empty lane, in the bar shooting pool or out back of the building throwing down beers that me and this mexican dude would steal from the bar lol.

    But anyway, if I got really bored I would go into the bathroom, put the "bathroom closed" sign across the doorway and beat my dick. The only downside was that I had to carry a walkie talkie on me and they would radio me if a bowler needed assistance. Of course, the times that people usually needed help were when I was in the bathroom tugging lol. My favorite job EVER
     
  3. That sounds like quite the chiller job! Did you toke while you was working there?

    Unfortunately the job i work in now means i'm unable to toke up as i need to be as alert as possible. But tugging one out is always an option on night when theres nothing to do! Feel your pain on the walkietalkie front though its a fucker!
     
  4. used to work at a grocery store. I beat the meat twice on the last day there in the bathroom LOL
     
  5. I work at a park and there was literally no on there besides me so i went as far back as i could and beat off thinking of my hot supervisor's ass.
     
  6. #6 can a bis, Jan 23, 2013
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    No but I masturbated in school once and my hot female teacher finished me off.
     
  7. What.. the.. hell..
     
  8. [quote name='"spitta420"']What.. the.. hell..[/quote]

    Yea this I can wait till I'm home off the clock to spank my meat
     
  9. New question. anyone ever masturbated on the bus. (school or public)
     
  10. never masturbated in public never will thats disgusting i mean im vary open about sex but thats just wrong
     
  11. just for clarification, my question and answer was a joke. :smoking:
     
  12. Haha i'm a man I have needs!! And if you're on a night shift and a little bored why the fuck not? Just make sure you clean up after yourself ;)

    As for in public even I have limits!
     
  13. guilty!
     
  14. OP u r in the porn world
     
  15. Was that a question, or are you telling me I'm in it haha?!
     
  16. #16 MysteryRoach69, Jan 24, 2013
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    I mow lawns during the summer

    One time I finished mowing and sat down in the backyard of the house behind a tree and started wanking it.

    The wife that lived there came out and finished me off with a blowjob. She later invited me back and I put it in her ass. Then she paid me like $500, and then rolled me a huge blunt that I smoked while she gave me some dome
     
  17. When i had a job at the grocery store cooler, I was, and please dont be judgemental, only there for monetary gain. I know. Shiiieet son...

    When I was out smoking, i jokingly thought "hey, im getting paid to smoke!".
    When I was taking small snacks from the fridge and eating them in the toilet, i jokingly thought "hey, im getting paid to steal!".
    When I was sneaking in the cafeteria to drink, and occasionally munch, i jokingly thought "hey, im getting paid to eat and drink!".

    You see where im going here?
     
  18. I use to work with this insanely hot girl and kept getting random boners during work so I just masturbated during work in the bathroom
     

  19. Hmmm gettin paid to masturbate? There's a job but the hours would be short...I couldn't even last an hour
     
  20. I kinda want to now! :laughing: There's a family bathroom where I work.. allegedly a lot of sex is had there. May be the perfect place hahaha
     

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