masterbating high?

Never tried, and now I never will lol.

 

it really is amazing. you know whats NOT amazing? Masturbating drunk! booo

 

Mastrubating drunk is afwul... It usually ends up with me just fucking my pillow.

I don't think I've ever done it high, though. I'll have to try sometime.

 

how old are you

 

who the fuck hasn't masturbated high? you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. i'm not trying to be funny. this makes me a little mad.

fuck, anyone that hasn't is just stupid.

 

I know it gets too intense and way too hard to cum so I just give up and pass out

 

Lucky you.

I always finish. I've had three new pillows in the past two months, my parents think my cat keeps pissing on them.

 

lmao man

i wish i could ask my parents for a new eyeball. i'll jsut be like "my cat pissed on it?"

 

I dont have a dick

 

I think thats all bullshit

 

FUCK! I always switch the u and r!

 

I can suck my own dick. I put a lit blunt on a plate on my bed, and I alternate between giving myself head and taking hits off the blunt. Sometimes my back gets stuck in that position and once the blunt was almost falling off the plate, so I had to aim my penis at the blunt and pee on it to put it out.

 

A grammar Nazi that uses the wrong form of "yours"?

It's cool man, I am too.