Maried Couple

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Nov 4, 2001.

  1. A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How the hell should I know we are 200 miles inland!" and hangs up.
    Her husband rolls over & asked, "sweetheart, who was that?"
    "I don't know - some dumb ass asking if the coast was clear."

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