Make Something Up That Sounds Like It Could Be True

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Pontoon, Aug 30, 2017.

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  1. The standard taco actually originated in Tacoma Washington which is actually pronounced (taco-mah) and it is a common misconception that the dish is Mexican. The modern day Mexican variant is commonly referred to as a "tortilla bolsillo" or "tortilla pocket."
     
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  2. Platypus did not evolve naturally but were created by chimeric gene splicing a snake, kangaroo, duck, beaver and hammer head shark.
     
  3. I used to report data to NASA, you see...it was regional data, it had to be done by regular civilians. The template of the research was complex and unlike no other, but yea anyway I had to se.nd data about weather obscurities for NASA.
     
  4. United States is the best county ever.
     
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  5. Masturbating 20 mins daily over a 3 month period is proven to lower your LDL by 15% and raises HDL by 4%
     
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  6. If you eat sugar a lot you'll turn into a homosexual.
     
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  7. The best substance for cleaning is using bleach and ammonia.
     
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  8. You can walk down the street in cali smoking weed and the cops will just think its smoke from a car
     
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  9. If you have wings of any kind you can fly.
     
  10. On June 13th at noon sun stops rotating.
     
  11. Because I was born that day, I must be the new Jesus Christ.
     
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  12. Oxygen is poisoning us slowly
     
  13. Nothing is real, oxygen just makes us hallucinate and we call that hallucination life.
     
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  14. New York legalized marijuana
     
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  15. Trump has installed a spray on tanning booth in the whitehouse
     
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  16. Government knows what’s best for me and my family?
     
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  17. God exists and Loves Us. :D
     
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  18. My healthy is perfect
     
  19. If you make a woman orgasm two times in a row she belongs to you.
     
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