Ok well when I was in grade 8 I had a paintball birthday party. This friend of mine, who was a cocky son of a bitch kept bitching about the mask, complaining that he didn't need it. Saying he wasn't going to get hit in the head. Fast forward about 3 hours, I'm running down this path, I see my friend pop out from behind a tree. He shot, I spun around and dodged the bullet, raised up my gun and shot the top of his mask. It flew off and he dropped to the ground crying and screaming. Everyone had a good laugh. He then started getting pissed off at me, telling me I was going to get owned and he would "Snap my dick in 2 like a pencil." So fast forward 20 minutes, I'm lying down in trench. I peep up, see him running but he didn't notice me. I lie flat on my back and raise my gun up. He jumped and I fired, shot him in the nut suck. He fell forward in mid air and landed in a pile of mud
He didn't say anything right away he was too busy crying. After he was done he said, "Fuck you Alex! I'm taking your present away." I laughed and told him to quit being a baby.