I think you guys need to get together and bring back 'love' parties. Get high as a kite and have sex with each other. One big party! Back to the 70's!
Just find a swingers club looking for single guys, nothing like porking some dude's wife right in front of him!
We have to get a GC party going, maybe once a year or something, if not sex, just a night where we can all meet and get fucked up. Maybe we can have regional parties or something.