Lol, my english prof. came up to me and said this

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  1. #1 SpiffyDeezy, Feb 9, 2009
    "hey, there was just an announcement this morning, im pretty sure this morning that marjiuana smokers have a 70% chance to have testicular cancer if they are a young age, and smoke it regularly."

    then she walks away and i start laughing because she said it in front of me with like people around me n shit, then she runs back and is like


    " actually i meant a group of young men with testicular cancer ran tests and 70% of those men smoked pot on a regular basis "


    and im like ..........huh? hahaha


    she always tries to bag on me about smokin before class...and im like i have add without it ..but i really dont hahah
     
  2. #2 master kush420, Feb 9, 2009
    Mary Jane would never do such a horrible thing...
     
  3. #3 blazedandcrazed, Feb 9, 2009
    that makes all the difference. if i had testicular cancer id do an obscene amount of drugs
     
  4. #4 Anony, Feb 9, 2009
    OMG I was thinking the same thing, I wouldv replied to her second statement with

    "That makes sense, nothing like a bowl to ease your testicular pain"
     
  5. #5 burnttwaffle, Feb 9, 2009
    ya know what, i bet 100% of those men also ate bread:eek::eek::eek::eek:BREAD CAUSE TESTICULAR CANCER YOU GUYS!

    -BW
     
  6. #6 Livingalife, Feb 9, 2009
    All things bashing cannabis are pure propaganda to get people stop smoking. SHIT SCIENTIST are saying that Extacy is a safe drug to consume. I mean most people think the stuff is horrible for you.
     
  7. #7 zpyro, Feb 9, 2009
    guys....I just read that EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS EVER DIED HAS DRANK WATER!!! this substance is a gateway substance, from water one will go to milk, then orange juice, then beer and liquor and finally straight isopropyl alcohol!! it kills so many people a year!! and yet all of these celebrities drink and drink and drink it, there are advertisements ALL OVER THE PLACE!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
     
  8. #8 SpiffyDeezy, Feb 9, 2009
    ha ha yeah i did say something along the lines of that, i said what if they are using it..BECAUSE they have that cancer?
     
  9. #9 sky dog, Feb 9, 2009
    I would have been like, "Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!"
     
  10. #10 cnote1239, Feb 9, 2009
    By golly you're right! And I'm gonna do something about it! No water for my kids! :devious::hello:
     
  11. #11 CAZx7, Feb 9, 2009
    in other news more than half of all americans have tried marijuana before. the article from which she got this story from is a joke. it states that it is just a hypothesis and is more than likely bullshit.
     
  12. #12 effektz, Feb 9, 2009
    http://forum.grasscity.com/recreati...raise-testicular-cancer-risk.html#post3895005

    I don't think this was a scientific study, it was a poll. They just asked 400 guys with testicular cancer if they smoked weed, and 25% of them said yes. They didn't do any research to find out if the marijuana use actually increased their chance of getting testy cancer.

    It would be like me going up to 400 cancer patients, and asking if they have used alcohol. Half of them say yes, and then I conclude alcohol must cause cancer...
     
  13. #13 wackdeafboy, Feb 9, 2009

    oh yeah it does. You don't treat it right, you're going be in deep shit, just like shrooms.
     
  14. #14 BlackHoleBonus, Feb 9, 2009
    FYI your English professor is flirting with you. She hot? Flirt back.
     
  15. #15 zpyro, Feb 9, 2009
    no, cancer causes drinking and smoking! :eek:
     
  16. #16 Deleted member 102856, Feb 9, 2009
    Word. This was really attractive, intelligent flirting ;)
     
  17. #17 blazedandcrazed, Feb 9, 2009

    hahaha gewd wan. perfect 4:20 post
     
  18. #18 HighHaze, Feb 9, 2009
    shouldve told that bitch correlation =/= causation
     
  19. #19 MacMaster, Feb 9, 2009

    HAHAHAH ohh man i'll +rep for that cause it made me laugh for a considerable ammount of time. Probably cuase im baked.
     
  20. #20 TheNightGoes90, Feb 10, 2009

    This.

    She's joking with you. Hit it up.
     
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