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lol, 77 Ways to say no to weed and still be cool!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Mithrandir, Mar 22, 2012.

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  1. #1 Mithrandir, Mar 22, 2012
    Stumbled upon this and thought I'd share for the laughs. :p :wave:
     

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  2. #2 Kenji12349, Mar 22, 2012
    give me 10seconds of my life back -.-
     
  3. #3 BlazeLE, Mar 22, 2012
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  4. #4 NeonGiants, Mar 22, 2012
    "I'd rather eat my mother's mystery casserole!"
    >"Still be cool."
     
  5. #5 BeeJee, Mar 22, 2012
    Im not a hippie but answer number 2 says "no. what do I look like, a hippie?" which I feel is straight up derogatory. Fuck the creator of that poster and what they believe is "cool"
     
  6. #6 jswanny47, Mar 22, 2012
    The guy who wrote that was high.
     
  7. #7 Mithrandir, Mar 22, 2012
    "No, I never smoke on days that end with Y"
     
  8. #8 SnowblindLeaf, Mar 22, 2012
    "Instead of respectfully declining your offer, I am going to be an ignorant fucker and bash you for it in ways that I find humorous that nobody else does".
     
  9. #9 ghostonvacation, Mar 22, 2012
    "No, I have a very busy schedule."

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  10. #10 NowIsB, Mar 22, 2012
    "No. Get it? Got it ? Good."


    xD

    i cant imagine anyone saying this in person lol
     
  11. #11 OscarZetaAcosta, Mar 22, 2012
    Fuck this...Better tell 'em "Yes" and give me the bag, or I'll start siphoning it out of your fuckin' lunch money.:cool:
     
  12. #12 shaddytheman, Mar 22, 2012
    This is corny as fuck.
     
  13. #13 Mithrandir, Mar 22, 2012
    "I don't want your life."

    My life is pretty decent actually lol
     
  14. #14 chopped suey, Mar 22, 2012
    No thanks, I only smoke sausages. WTH rofl
     
  15. #15 Olesmoky, Mar 22, 2012
    Damn, even the anti-drug propagandists are pressuring the youth to be "cool".

    I'd rather say yes to weed and not be cool. :cool:
     
  16. #16 CrimsonKush, Mar 22, 2012
    No I don't talk to strangers, stranger!
    Weed makes you a stranger now. You learn something everyday
     
  17. #17 JakeSnakeBake, Mar 22, 2012
    "No, it'll violate my parole"

    So being fresh outta jail is cool? Kids these days...
     
  18. #18 h i g h, Mar 22, 2012
    this should be 77 ways to say no and come off as a dick
     
  19. #19 UprightCitizen, Mar 22, 2012
    I don't think anyone that would respond in those ways would ever be offered weed in the first place.

    "No, not right now. Ask me again in a billion years."

    Damn... I get it. Because that's a really long time and we'll both be dead. You're pretty breezy, kid
     
  20. #20 InnerCity, Mar 22, 2012

    When I saw that I immediately wrote the whole thing off as a joke written by a stoner.
     
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