Locked my keys, cell phone, herb, cigs, and BRAND NEW PIPE in my truck

So last night me and my neighbor cruise over to the headshop across the street so i can pick up a nice little new spoon. after finally finding the most beutifully thick one thta measures about an inch in length, we go to 'the hill' to smoke it up. after feelin` pretty stoney we decided some xbox was in order. so we're playin` xbox and i go to reach for my keys... and... FUCK!!! where are my keys? they're not anywhere around they must be in my truck. so i walk to my truck (which is still slightly hotboxed) and there they are hanging from the ignition seemingly saying 'haha you dumb ass' to me. so i go to reach for my phone to call this 'gangster' i know to break into my truck for me... BUT MY CELL IS IN MY TRUCK TOO. so i look for my cigs, cause i'm stressin a fat one right now, and you guessed it.. locked in my truck. at this point i realize everything i need to go through the day is in it. so.. too drunk and high to do anything about it last night i decided to deal with it this morning. right when my alarm went off i literally said, 'Shit!!!'. I had no clue how i was going to get to work or call my boss or ANYTHING. so in a panick i called my mother, cause mom always know's best, right? turns out.... it's true. she gave me her roadside assistance card number, and i had some guy in a towtruck come and pop my lock with a slimjim in NOT EVEN FIVE SECONDS. damn, that was quick and painless. so he opens the door to show me it's unlocked, and a VERY STRONG scent of marijuana came from the car. i hotboxed it last night and it's been sitting with the windows up all night. whoops. the guy just gave me a STRANGEST looks. i just kinda laughed it off, shooks his hand, thanked him, and closed the door.


yay... the worst part of today is over. but now i gotta leave for work

.....it's a good thing i'm flying to work if you know what i mean