so I was just talking to my friend on facebook and he just randomly says "imagine everyone trying to get off of long island at one time". Me: "Yeah that would be pretty bad" Him: "People would be stuck in traffic for days" Me: "Not really, everyone would be off in a few hours, probably" Him: "No way man, do you know how many cars there are on Long Island that would have to leave?" Me: (at this point I'm like "why don't i make myself laugh") "Probably like what....? around 3,700 for the whole island?" Him: "Not a chance way more than that" Me: "How MORE? I was being generous" Him: "3,700 cars.. on all of long island?" Me: "Yeah......?" Him: "Think of how many houses are on your block, then multiply that by 2" Me: "Uhhhhh 24" Him: "What is wrong with you" Me: "what?" Him: "Okay how many people were in your graduating class?" Me: "Around 200... I don't see how this is relevant to the matter at hand" Him: "Say between all of them, they had 180 houses" Me: "Alright" Him: "That would be 360 cars, 1/10 of the whole island? I doubt it" Me: "I dont see how this fits in with anything" Him: "Are you fucking with me?" Me: "Do I look like a clown?" Him: "talk to you later"
i was gunna post a COOL STORY BRO pic but this is way to stupid to even post that so this will do: 8====D
I lol'ed at the 'Do i look like a clown' part but thats because i then played out that Goodfellas scene in my head.