Little mistakes that make you go FUCK

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by TheOriginalMad, May 5, 2011.

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  1. #1 TheOriginalMad, May 5, 2011
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    So i was sitting at my computer when i got up to go get some food. My headphones fell of the table but i ignored it , i come back and step right on them. FUCK
    Then I walk downstairs to get krazy glue and my sister jumps out and scares me twice FUCK-er. And I cant find the krazy glue FUCK-est
     
  2. #2 Faded Skies, May 5, 2011
    When I can't find my wallet in my dorm room. F U C K
     
  3. #3 Dino The Rhino, May 5, 2011
    When I'm baked off my ass and drop blunts and joints on my clothes and burn holes in them...
     
  4. #4 Elegant_Smoker, May 5, 2011
    When cops pull up major fuck moment.
     
  5. #5 Skeptix, May 5, 2011
    Take a shit and there's no TP. FUCK.
     
  6. #6 218TwistinStanK, May 5, 2011
    Stubbing my toe. Fuck-er.
     
  7. #7 Kyle Andrews, May 5, 2011
    Taking my time packing a nice fat bowl and then accidently knocking it off my table. Weed gets lost in my carpet and I am left with an empty bowl every time it happens. It will usually be my last bowl too when it happens.
     
  8. #8 Apple Fries, May 5, 2011
    Leaving my bong in my front seat of my car parked in the school parking lot....FUCKED
     
  9. #9 lionfaceboy, May 5, 2011
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    One time I knocked over a loaded bowl and when I leaned over to pick up the mess my headphone wire pushed over an entire UNEATEN plate of nachos & slasa. FUCK. Took me an hour to clean the mess plus it smelled like stale cheese for a week. Sad day indeed.
     
  10. #10 Apple Fries, May 5, 2011



    Dude that pissed me off..that must SUCK fucked a loaded bowl prob of some DANKKKK shit then a delish fucking nacho and cheese dude that sucks for real lolol:mad::cool::smoke:
     
  11. #11 Blaze_Haze, May 5, 2011
    Knocking bong water all over my keyboard !! FUCK
     
  12. #12 CuZ, May 5, 2011
    When I loose my lighter
     
  13. #13 Zweeezy, May 5, 2011
    Forgetting to pull out...
     
  14. #14 javan, May 5, 2011
    Realizing you're taking a shit... after you just showered.
     
  15. #15 lionfaceboy, May 5, 2011

    That's why you shit & shower at the same time. Save time AND toilet paper.
     
  16. #16 jimmy james, May 5, 2011
    Ok so I'm texting a friend while I'm high about this girl I've been seeing.

    I am stoned off my ass and send him the text "Hey that whore I brought to the bar the other nights birthday is coming up. What do you get a girl for her birthday her she's just a piece of ass"

    I mistakingly sent the text to her instead of my friend I was texting........

    Long story short we are getting married in a few months.

    True Story.
     
  17. #17 artic, May 5, 2011
    When I make it all the way to my truck and I realize I forgot my iPod.
     
  18. #18 Acidphere, May 5, 2011
    When you forget which side of the rode to drive on and you accidently kill a family of 5, but people think its your fault. Fuck

    Jk but When your listening to your ipod while your chillin/sleeping and then that one song thats super louder than the other ones turns on and fucks your ears up. Maybe its just me lol.
     
  19. #19 DetroitToker, May 5, 2011
    when i get baked in my car and forget the keys in the ignition and lock myself out. FUCK
     
  20. #20 --jamminout--, May 5, 2011
    when the TV remote is jusstt out of reach
     
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