Little Johnny's Train

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. A couple of days after Christmas, Little Johnny's mom (Paula) was
    working in the kitchen while Johnny was playing with his new train set in the living room. When the train stopped she heard Johnny say, "All
    of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now. All of you
    sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now,
    because we're leaving." Paula stormed into the living room. "How may
    times have I told you not to use that sort of language? Now march to
    your room and stay there for two hours. When you come down you may
    play with your trains again, as long as you use proper language."
    Paula was still working in the kitchen when Johnny came down from his
    room two hours later. This time, when the train stopped, Paula heard:
    "All passengers who are disembarking, please remember to take all of
    your belongs. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip
    was pleasant. For those just boarding, we ask you to stow your carry-
    on's under the seat, and we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you
    who are pissed off about the two-hour delay, please see the bitch in
    the kitchen."
  2. Nice one. LOL

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