A couple of days after Christmas, Little Johnny's mom (Paula) was working in the kitchen while Johnny was playing with his new train set in the living room. When the train stopped she heard Johnny say, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now. All of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train now, because we're leaving." Paula stormed into the living room. "How may times have I told you not to use that sort of language? Now march to your room and stay there for two hours. When you come down you may play with your trains again, as long as you use proper language." Paula was still working in the kitchen when Johnny came down from his room two hours later. This time, when the train stopped, Paula heard: "All passengers who are disembarking, please remember to take all of your belongs. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was pleasant. For those just boarding, we ask you to stow your carry- on's under the seat, and we hope you enjoy your trip. For those of you who are pissed off about the two-hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."