Right. Three little kids in a class. Little Johnny being one of them. So their teacher asks them what they did at the weekend. The first kid says "I went do the zoo with mummy and dadda." To which the teacher says "No it's mother and father. You've got to speak like a big boy now. So the second kid says "I went to see nanna" The teacher says "No it's grandma." The teacher comes to little Johnny "What did you do?" He says "I read a really nice book miss." "What was it called?" "Winnie the Shit"