Lipstick

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Sep 18, 2002.

  1. According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would make up their faces in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips against the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would do it again. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls into the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

    To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowel, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers, and then there are educators...
     
  2. ROTFLMAO!
     
  3. Why did you pick Washington, is this a conspiracy or something ;)


    p.s. Oregon blows ;)
     



  4. Oh no you didn't kiss the mirror did you???

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  5. Really good joke SJ, but often the replies are even more funny!!!

    Thanks BudHead!!
     

  6. Sorry, I have better things to put my lips on butt head ;)
     
  7. Damn honey i think i'm falling in LOVE girlie!!!!!!!!



    Your welcome cowboy!!!!! I do my best to make life a little more exciting!!!!
     
  8. Is it love, or is it lust?

    (Who the fuck cares right *lol* )
     
  9. Either's fine with me!!
     
  10. I love to lust is my problem I think ;)
     
  11. Your a member of a BIG club!!!!!!
     



  12. Call it what you want. It still ends the same way!!!! Satisfied!!!!!!!
     


  13. Yeah, either way all you usually end up with is a big mess ;)
     
  14. Cleaning is as much fun as making a mess sometimes!!!!!!
     
  15. I don't know about that, nothing else is that fun ;)
     
  16. What? No showers together afterwards? You are missing out girl!!!!!!! Drop the soap bend over to pick it up and Whamo at it again!!!!!!!!
     
  17. bud head has a very good point

    P.S. 420girlie u say your from Washington?

    What part? not Seattle or Tacoma by any chance
     
  18. thats damn good. lol!
     

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