lil too much

im totally ashamed of myself. the other night i thought wtf and took a double dose of musclerelaxers, generally notta problem.(slept real nice as a matter of fact).but my middle child is like "mom whats wrong with you?,you sound like anna nicole smith" aaah, honey i drank a beer, im drunk..9 yrs old and shes says yea right. i fell down twice, legs musta been reallly relaxed, and somehow im not sure exactly what i did but i gotta bruise like you would not believe. im not even sure where i did it, one fall was in the bedroom and one in the kitchen,both after my husband told me to sit down and not get up, dunno what i was doin. musta done it in the bedroom because i remember sayin, laughing even and saying oooh, thats going to leave a mark. its half my butt, im trying to match what coulda done such a thing to me at first i thought it was a chunky shoe.... but no...i think it was somehow the bedframe. i believe i was trying to go to sleep and missed the bed. why oh why do i do such things?....
ok, i do know.....
just wish i hit the bed instead of the floor.
im still looking and see nothing that could have left a mark like that. and im still thinking wtf was i in the kitchen for?.

spose it coulda been worse had done this in public,
nother lesson learned

k pointless story, but im bored and got a sore buttox, and didnt think youd want to hear about my walmart excursion.

 

again.lesson learned. i suppose there prescribed for me for my weight or somthing, two was way too much. neva again i didnt like my child noticing there was somthing waaay wrong with me and not buying that i was drunk.

 

thanks mate at least it wasnt my tailbone, justa cheek .........
and ill never get words you sound like anna nicole smith outta my head, becasue i knew i i did, an i was tryin my best to be good.

as for lookin like her.....hhhm i dunno

 

an btw i guess i just let the cat outta the bag lettin my babies watch trash t.v.