Life is like a nice warm apple pie

Discussion in 'General' started by Pickle McSmurf, Jan 1, 2013.

  1. #1 Pickle McSmurf, Jan 1, 2013
    Just waiting to get fucked
     
  2. #2 Spaced, Jan 1, 2013
    ....err? Relevance?
     
  3. #3 Delluhsion, Jan 1, 2013
    Did something bad happen to you recently to make you feel this way, maybe something you'd like to share? I myself ain't really a "fan" of anything sexual, call me crazy but I have no apple pie fetish.
     
  4. #4 Pickle McSmurf, Jan 1, 2013
    My friend if you can't discover the relevance of this message on your own, then I feel for you





















    nah just playing I'm still fudged up from yesterday
     
  5. #5 Pickle McSmurf, Jan 1, 2013
    Do I like fucking apple pies? No. But we all gotta do our thing.
     
  6. #6 Delluhsion, Jan 1, 2013
    Hahaha! Whatever you say man, you still drunk or chopped from last night?
     
  7. #7 Pickle McSmurf, Jan 1, 2013
    Little bit, nothing a nice warm apple pie can't fix tho
     
  8. #8 Delluhsion, Jan 1, 2013
    So, why don't we go bake some apple pies!
     
  9. #9 riverroadjack, Jan 1, 2013
    hell naw life is alot better than a f'ing pie
     
  10. #10 Pickle McSmurf, Jan 1, 2013
    yes but is it better than fucking said pie?
     
  11. #11 AlbitheDragon, Jan 1, 2013
    McDonald's or homemade?
     
  12. #12 Delluhsion, Jan 1, 2013
    Who brings apples to a party, I guarantee if it were a Apple Pie none of that would have happened!
     
  13. #13 Pickle McSmurf, Jan 1, 2013
    Homemade. I like McDonald's pies for a quick road session tho

    And I agree, who the fuck brings apples to a party. Were yall bobbing for those or some shit hahahahaha
     
  14. #14 Delluhsion, Jan 1, 2013
    I thought you said you didn't like intercourse with apple pies, now I'm confused =/
     
  15. #15 Pickle McSmurf, Jan 1, 2013
    I like the convenience, I hate the act :(
     
  16. #16 Delluhsion, Jan 1, 2013
    Ahhh I see, it brings opportunity. I myself enjoy convenience, always better to have something and not need it rather then need something and not have it. But, I don't think I could hold onto an apple pie for such a duration I'd probably eat it rather fast with a few buddies of mine. I admire your patience!
     
  17. #17 StraiT100, Jan 1, 2013
    I feel like a warm Apple pie...but don't fuck me, or ill give you the hiv.
     

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