letter to santa

Discussion in 'General' started by skittlette, Dec 23, 2009.

  1. "letter to santa"
    dear santa, or guy known for his beard....
    this letter's from Foamy, with squirrely cheer!
    most people would start by asking for stuff,
    but not this little squirrel, i have more than enough!
    so this year i ask for a simple request
    i know youre just Santa, but give it your best.
    as seasons go by, we grow grea...ter complaints
    of seeing icons of jesus, and statues of saints.
    for christmas id like to enjoy it once true
    without liberal schmucks burning pictures of you!
    some dont like christmas and i cant really see why,
    we get to eat turkey, get pressents and pie!
    PETA mite not like the turkey of course...
    but gifts for the masses! how is that wrong?
    folks who hate christmas scream "tolerance for all!"
    but intollerate difference when its rite out their door.
    they bitch and complain about christmas in town
    while minoras and kwanzas are on the school grounds!
    it's a known double standard, both simple and true,
    so ive devised a solution, especially for you!
    i know you give coal to those who are naughty,
    but mite i suggest something more sporting?
    i would lace candies with minty fresh poison
    and give them to morans, so they can enjoy them.
    what better way to put this issue to rest?
    than get rid of those whiners with candies of death!
    so forgot all the toys, and stuff on my wishlist
    i just want to have, an enjoyable christmas!
    but of course if you find room on your sleigh for a treat,
    cream cheese is good, and bagels are neat!
    that's all from the foamy, and ill see you real soon
    and make sure you bring candy, i have morons here too!


    ::iLL WiLL PreSS:: HOME OF NEUROTICALLY YOURS, 4Y-RECORDS & MORE.





    please forgive the spelling mistakes! kthkzbye!:p
     
  2. A foamy fan eh?
     
  3. this is awesome. Im sick of the anti Christmas liberal bullshit too. You know some towns in the us have banned Christmas decorations and stuff. thats outrageous
     
  4. yes, im a foamy fan to the max, i actually put reminders up of when new episodes come out, and check back frequently for the other cartoon!

    and yeah, i knew about the town bs as well..i think its getting a little out of hand:mad:
     
  5. That's cool...
     
  6. Wtf... Like on your home, or on a business?
     
  7. Asking santa to murder people, that's a good one! :cool:

    BTW that piece is all over the internet.
     

  8. it was a town in Colorado I think, and it was both businesses and homes
     
  9. well id hope so since it IS the season for it, and NOT a new episode....and also, it wasnt HERE yet, so i thought id share with the ones that HAVENT seen it:rolleyes:
     
  10. Haha who isnt?
     
  11. ive shown him to a few people, trying to spread the word of our "lord and master" but they didnt like it in the least! BLASPHEMOUS! :laughing:
     
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