A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: "It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. . But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and fanstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer... I love you! LOL, got ya huh?
Although I'm not a parent, I firmly believe in answering the door when a daughters date comes around. However, this aquientence with the date is not complete without the statement, "I'll be in the other room cleaning my shotgun if you two need me." But, since I'm not a parent - yet - I find the note amusing.
i dont have any kids,my once my lil sis ran away and i was scerd shitless i had to likeserch 3 citys for her b4 i found her,she is still grounded 1 year later