Letter for Santa

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by IndianaToker, Dec 13, 2004.

  1. Dear Friends,

    I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

    I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem.

    The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.

    On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.

    Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.

    This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything Is gone.

    Love, Santa

    :D :D
  2. erm... seen funnier.

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