# Lesson in Logic

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Jul 8, 2001.

1. Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history,and logic.
â€œWhat's logic?â€ the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, â€œLet me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?â€
â€œI sure do.â€
â€œThen I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,â€ replied the professor.
â€œThat's real good!â€ said the redneck.
The professor continued, â€œLogic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.â€
Impressed, the redneck said, â€œAmazing!â€
â€œAnd since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.â€
â€œThat's Betty Mae! This is incredible!â€ The redneck was catching on.
â€œFinally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,â€ said the professor.
â€œYou're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascination' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!â€

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting. â€œSo what classes are ya takin'?â€ asked the friend.
â€œMath, history, and logic!â€ replied the first redneck.
â€œWhat in tarnation is logic?â€ asked his friend.
â€œLet me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?â€ asked the first redneck.
â€œNo,â€ his friend replied.
â€œYou're queer, ain't ya?â€

2. I am a weed eater.