Discussion in 'General' started by ILOVEMJ14, Jan 19, 2014.

  1. i have to pass a drug test for job the test is being sent to a lab an i was gonna have my grandpa pee for me an use the uruinator my question is can they tell the diffrence between a 24 year old male to a 50 year old male

  2. I'm no doctor but I don't think it should pose a problem.
    Don't worry...I play one on T.V.
    You'll be fine, man...Just make sure the piss isn't 50 years old. :cool:
  4. Only a 26-year difference between you and your grandfather? That's crazy, man. But yea, you're fine. 
  5. we both get drug tested (we work together) is there any chance they would see my pee is the same as his?
  6. Urine is urine. Except when it ain't.....
  7. if i could possibley get him in trouble i need to know are u sure there is know way to know the diffrence its just for a job but its lab tests (jams)
  8. also if i had a suprize drug test could anybody recomend a subistue for using the uruinnator
  10. This actually works. I passed a test similar to that given to me by my probation officer. Go to the grocery store and buy certo. It is fruit pectin and should be in the same aisle as jello. While you are there by a 32 oz bottle of lemon lime Gatorade and vitamin b pills (if clear looking pee would be a problem). 2-3 hours before your test, mix one package of the certo with the Gatorade and down it. Make sure to take one or two sips before putting the certo in so it doesn't overflow. It doesn't taste too bad but it's kinda thick. Next, you have to drink 3 bottles of water. Poland spring, store brand, whatever you have laying around. Down these three bottles in the time you have before your test. Make sure to pee 3 times before you test. Take 4 b vitamins with the waters if you need your urine to be yellow. Give yourself 4 days clean to be safe but I know people that pass and smoke the night before. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity ForumSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
  11. You got yourself a whorish family.
  12. They won't be able to tell who's urine it actually is

    I used to be a faithful follower of the "masking" methods. The truth is, it's all about lowering the levels of metabolites TCHA and/or THC-COOH, by means of diluting it "3 bottles of water before the test" AND "Pee at least 3 times before test". BUT.....the metabolite levels can vary each day, based on metabolism, how much you have urinated, and hydration. No pun intended, but all of the other stuff just adds crazy amounts of vitamins to your system, and some places may fail you or force you to retake the test. It all depends on if it's going to a lab or not. Just in case you are all interested, I got some real goodies for you. Most labs test in accordance with the DOT Rule 49 CFR, which has an initial detection of 50 ng/ml, and upon confirmation, it is retested, and the cutoff is lowered to 15 ng/ml. Also, metabolite detection is different based on frequency of use, dosage, over a period of time. In some cases, it may take 30-45, in extreme cases 60 days, to be free and clear. Check these links out for yourself, for those of you who are skeptics. I hope this helps you all.

    DOT Rule 49 CFR Part 40 Section 40.87
    Marijuana Drug Test Detection Times | California NORML
    Urine Testing for Detection of Marijuana: An Advisory
  14. "Hey gramps. Can you piss in this cup for me?"

    "Sure buddy boy, but only if you let me watch you shit in a bag"

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