Just walked in on my roommate having sex...

Discussion in 'General' started by gjdj2, Dec 10, 2011.

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  1. #21 Apu, Dec 10, 2011
    Two drunk to comprehend all the penis and vagina's
     
  2. #22 Dissec, Dec 10, 2011
    1) I'm interested... keep going!

    2) Sounds good to me! Or bad... ooh, it could be really bad
     
  3. #23 Dado, Dec 10, 2011
    Walk in the room and say loudly......" MOM ???? "

    That will bring his "Tower of Power" limp
     
  4. #24 b lewis, Dec 10, 2011
    [quote name='"Apu"']

    Well when a woman accepts sex from a man. Blood rushes down from the brain to the penis. Therefore making it hard, Then said man inserts said penis in the womans vaginal hole.[/quote]

    Ah of course that's what I was doing wrong... but seriously I always thought of having a threesome with two dudes was kinda ify. I couldn't ever do it unless I was drunk as all hell.
     
  5. #25 whynotsmokepot, Dec 10, 2011
    just stand by the bed and wack off, squirt over his back. that should shift em
     
  6. #26 redeyeninja, Dec 10, 2011
    My post came out wrong. I just /facepalmed myself nvm sorry
     
  7. #27 Apu, Dec 10, 2011
    I would only do it with one friend because I know he woulden't be weird lol, Also no DP or touching of man to man. We would make it like a train :)

    I have to much time to think. I have had this plan since I was like 16
     
  8. #28 NorCalPiff, Dec 10, 2011
    Should of walked directly out like you did, then returned with a 3 gram blunt burnin hangin out your mouth in a man-thong, a rasta afro, and suspenders on, dick hard, and just say "HEYYYYYYYY BUDDDDDDAYYY!!!" & LEAPED onto them and proceeded to anihalate the punani.
     
  9. #29 tflga, Dec 10, 2011
    Or better yet just run in and smack her ass really hard like 3 times!!!!!
     
  10. #30 Exodus2011, Dec 10, 2011

    that was me br0
     
  11. #31 Rebel Eye, Dec 10, 2011

    Was he turning red in the face and sweating with a look of deep concentration and anger?
     
  12. #32 jaykewashere, Dec 10, 2011
    If he's a virgin don't wreck it , if not fuck him go lay right in your bed
     
  13. #33 Jankasauras, Dec 10, 2011
    Give him a mushroom stamp
     
  14. #34 dubaba, Dec 10, 2011
    And you didnt give him a bro slap?

    Just leave him be, and close the door for fucks sake
     
  15. #35 The Crunge, Dec 10, 2011
    Walk in and yell "Yeah! GET SOME!!!".
     
  16. #36 Sunn, Dec 10, 2011
    walk in and tell him the test results from the lab came back.
     
  17. #37 guitarkidv1, Dec 10, 2011
    omfg I love this forum so much hahaha
     
  18. #38 Apu, Dec 10, 2011
    Now all I can think of is its always sunny and do this to him.

    “You're positive! You got the HIV! Yes, AIDS big time!”
     
  19. #39 thelizardkin, Dec 10, 2011

    Sig worthy
     
  20. #40 thelizardkin, Dec 10, 2011

    I got my magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds i'm ready to plow
     
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