Im glad Ive never been caught... that is jerking it, been caught smoking then they thought I was done then I just told them I smoke yesterday & now my mom is all weird to me... w/e
You have a daughter and youre on grasscity? AND you forbid masturbation? sounds like youre a crazy catholic whore
First of all im Jewish. Second of all my daughter, Anne took over the psychoanalytic movement after my passing and i am very proud of her. Masturbation i believe can cause chronic neurosis. And third of all yes, i am on grasscity or else... you wouldn't be reading this. -- Siggy
Haha, I've pulled out my dick and started jacking off to keep my mom from catching me smoking . She left the room pretty quick, haha. When she asked me what the smell was, I said it was incense to help get me "in the mood" .
Haha, it seems like I have a reputation http://forum.grasscity.com/real-lif...-you-ever-had-eat-your-stash.html#post2864289
when i was like 15 years old i remeber jacking off and i shot my load and about 5 or 6 seconds later my dad comes into my room and sees me naked and says "jesus get some pants on". It was the scariest moment of my life.
But how else can you do it? Did you ask him if that's how he does it? With pants on? I mean, I suppose that you could but the horrible, horrible chafing
LOL funny sht i heard in a while. dont worry about it. just...make sure to lock ur door next time hehehe.
haha that sounds horrible. W/e its something everyone does not like you can get in trouble for it. I bet your mom wasn't weirded out too badly... she used to change your diapers after all.
well you coulda walked in on her and your pops bumping uglies. . . thank heaven for small miracles right?