X is so ugly x has got sore red rings all over his body from where people have poked him with a 10ft barge pole, Why do we call it the third eye? When really it could be the first
A couple of very concerned nuns came abashedly to their mother superior with news that they had discovered a case of syphilis to which the mother superior replied "excellent I was getting tired of the Chablis"
So a little boy walks into a whorehouse with a dead frog on a string (I love that y'all can't stop me if you've heard this one) And walks up to the head pimp at the desk says I want the grossest most diseased hooker you got dude says ha ha very funny kid get out O here Kid starts slapping money on the desk until he's allowed in On the way out the dude asks what the hell is this all about kid And what's with the frog Which the kid response I'm a go fuck my sister she's gonna fuck my dad he's going to fuck my mom she's going to fuck the mailman and that's the asshole that ran over my frog!
What do you do if you see a terrorist drowning?...... Well you take your foot off his head Why do we call it the third eye? When really it could be the first
Anybody willing to help me build a section of jokes You might be a pothead if?... And X is a T\\/\\/€€|<€R cause?...
And X is a T\\/\\/€€|<€R cause?... There's footprints on the bottom side of every shelf on her bookcase (Okay it's not very good) do better
i wonder if tour bus crashes happen because the bus driver is taking in the sights and then its a head on crash because of a ufo made out of license plates has old Frank to distracted who is a retired janitor from a kansas middle shcool and has never seen anything like that execept at the drive in.