I'm unemployed but one of my mother's friend's pays me to run errands for her. She has some phobia of going out of her house or something. So I go to the grocery store, pick up meds, and do a few other things for her. No sexing though. My dream job would be to do the same with a more attractive lady, better pay and sexing. Or to be a radio DJ, that'd be cool.
Real Job - None Dream Job - Mercenary after getting out of the French Foreign Legion. OR a translator. lols.