I've got a problem

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Dopethrone420, Aug 8, 2011.

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  1. #1 Dopethrone420, Aug 8, 2011
    My 10 inch dick is too big to fit into the vagina of any species smaller then a horse. Since you guys all have penises of similar proportions, then you must be able to help me with this:rolleyes:
     
  2. #2 datchronic420, Aug 8, 2011
    You should start seeing some horses.
     
  3. #3 kanadiankush, Aug 8, 2011
    Why tha fuck is someone with as many posts, and as much rep as you trollin huh?
     
  4. #4 GGrass, Aug 9, 2011
    I think it's all in the name of having fun. :D
     
  5. #5 Dopethrone420, Aug 9, 2011

    Pretty much :D
     
  6. #6 UNAB0MB3R, Aug 9, 2011
    Have you tried the giraffe? Legs for miles man, legs for miles.
     
  7. #7 cunty88, Aug 9, 2011
    elephants bro more cushin fer the pushin
     
  8. #8 thegodfather, Aug 9, 2011
    I have the perfect solution for you here
     
  9. #9 freakie, Aug 10, 2011
    CAPSLOCK BANDIT might be able to help you out
     
  10. #10 Hello there!, Aug 10, 2011
    It's spelled whores. :p
     
  11. #11 LurkMode7.62, Aug 10, 2011
    Should introduce you to my ex-wife.
    shes so wore out she should be right up your alley.
    I was deployed for ten months, she went through like a guy a week.

    Just make sure you wear like 4 condoms :)
     
  12. #12 ladybrah, Aug 10, 2011

    Sorry about your ex-wife dude. That's really shitty.
     
  13. #13 LurkMode7.62, Aug 11, 2011
    It's all right, bro.
    She's my ex for several reasons, not just her chronic inability to be faithful.
    I got over her and kept of going.
    The most hilarious bit is that she still hasn't figured out who fathered her kid[​IMG]

    My suggestion to start going through the phone book was not well received for some reason.

    her behavior is actually very common among military spouses. It's referred to as being a WestPac Widow. In some cases it gets more involved. There's the case of a sub that came home early. No spouses were there when they got home even though the three women that were supposed to start the spouse phone tree were informed. Seems that about 80% of the spouses were currently in jail for being part of a prostitution ring, run by the wives of the CO and XO.
     
  14. #14 thegodfather, Aug 11, 2011
    LurkMode, sucks what happened to you. Even if its for many more reasons, it still not acceptable. Especially for someone who risked their lives for the freedom we all take for granted. For that, I thank you
     
  15. #15 InterceptorP71, Aug 11, 2011
    Condescending and prickish. I APPROVE! Well done sir and also thank you for your service.
     
  16. #16 Thenderson2011, Aug 11, 2011
    Please, please please please tell me you don't know it won't fit in anything smaller than a horse from experience. :eek:
     
  17. #17 larsblackman, Aug 11, 2011
    Fat chicks? Nevermind, you'd probably want to stick with horses
     
  18. #18 Thenderson2011, Aug 11, 2011
    Hey fat chicks need lovin too! :hello::hello:

    And hey, good head can't be beat :p
     
  19. #19 larsblackman, Aug 11, 2011
    You know why fat chicks give such good head? Because they LOVE to eat!
     
  20. #20 THCwillTELL, Aug 11, 2011
    yeah dude fuck it. Knock off a few inches. It can't hurt that bad.
     
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