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It was a dark and stormy night...........

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by smokinokie, Apr 23, 2003.

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  1. #21 namron_420s, Apr 28, 2003
    steamrollers and jimi hendrix kick ass.
     
  2. #22 Stylez, Apr 28, 2003
    your mistaken namron....








    jimi hendrix inside a steamroller singin woooooo till the sun goes down kicks ass

    yep..I see you in there little man!!
    watch out jimi...the weed smoke is a'comin!

    oddly enough I dont think he minds :D
     
  3. #23 Big Poppa Puff, Apr 29, 2003

    I'm glad we are good for something!

    If Smoky would quit getting beaten up by little girls with bats, we could have more of these fine intellectual discussions.
     
  4. #24 smokinokie, Apr 29, 2003
    That has'nt happened in several weeks.


    Which is good.


    I'm starting to run out of face.
     
  5. #25 Big Poppa Puff, Apr 29, 2003
    What do you call a pretty girl on the arm of an Oklahoma boy?

    A tattoo
    How do you know you are at an Oklahoma wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church.
     
  6. #26 smokinokie, Apr 29, 2003
    Awright, Cleetus.

    Yeah, I know that's your real name.


    Why is there always a cowpile at 'Bama weddings?


    To keep the flies off the bride.


    Why do they paint the trash cans red and gold in Alabama?


    So the residents think they're eating at McDonalds.


    And a oldie but a goodie,


    How can you tell when a 'Bama girl is on the rag?


    She only has one bobbi sock on.
     
  7. #27 Big Poppa Puff, Apr 29, 2003
    What do you get when you have a roomful of Oklahoma women together?

    A full set of teeth.
     
  8. #28 smokinokie, Apr 29, 2003
    Hmmmmm.

    We must be using the same joke site.

    I just saw the same one.

    What's the difference between a 'Bama woman and a bowling ball?


    You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
     
  9. #29 namron_420s, Apr 29, 2003
    *runs naked through thread*


    hope these two arguing galoots dont notice
     
  10. #30 highawatha, Apr 29, 2003
    they might not have noticed but i i did ;)
    wooohooo

    peace
     
  11. #31 Big Poppa Puff, Apr 30, 2003
    I will give my friend SmokyOKy a compliment.

    At least he's not from some backwater hick state/province like Arkansas, Tennessee, or Michigan. or even Victoria, Australia:p
     
  12. #32 smokinokie, Apr 30, 2003


    SHOOT HIM!!!! QUICK!!!!


    SHOOT HIM RIGHT IN LILY WHITE ASS!!!




    Gawd.


    And I just had dinner.


    Maalox moment #365:


    Seeing Norm's lily white ass right after dinner.





    Where did that carrot come from?

    :D
     
  13. #33 smokinokie, Apr 30, 2003





    Nope. I'm not.

    But I see'd them in a picher book once.
     
  14. #34 namron_420s, Apr 30, 2003
    my threads are all ass backwards now..anywho..im off to get up some wood and make me a far.
     
  15. #35 Stylez, Apr 30, 2003
    gonna make yourself a far?

    smokies okie accent is spreading everywhere!
    :)
     
  16. #36 namron_420s, Apr 30, 2003
    myself being from arkansas...

    had it when i first learned to speak as well.
     
  17. #37 Stylez, Apr 30, 2003
    oh my god

    critter hide me,
    micheal jackson is here to take me on his hot ballon ride of love
     
  18. #38 smokinokie, Apr 30, 2003
    ACK!


    That's even worse than Norms ass!


    HE DUN WENT AND SUMMONED DE DEBIL!!!




    Did'nt yo mama tell you not to summon de debil cause he'd be long soon e'nuff anyway?


    :D
     
  19. #39 RollaJ, Apr 30, 2003
    Did you know:

    Egyptians brushed their teeth with camel piss.

    The rapper Ja Rule looks like a turtle.

    A ducks quack doesn't echo. (no one knows why)

    Your eyes are the same size as when you was born, but your ears and nose never stop growing.

    The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

    If barbie were life size, her measurments would be 39-23-33, she would stand 7 feet, 2 inches tall.

    Us americans eat an average of 18 acres of pizza a day.

    A snail can sleep for 3 years.

    RACECAR is spelled the same forwards as backwards.

    And finnally....
    There is no word in the english lauguage that rhymes with the word "MONTH"

    Thats all.....:D....im really stoned :D
     
  20. #40 Stylez, Apr 30, 2003
    LOL
    ja rule is a little turtle lookin punK! loll so true..:)
     
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