Ok check this shit. I wrote a thread a while back about something that happened with one of my friends and a girl he liked 3 yrs ago. Since that happened we've made up and been hanging out again. Ok fast forward to about 6 weeks ago. He told me he met this chick at a best buy or some shit like that. He told me that he was feeling her and wanted to to take things to the next level with her. I told him I would stay away because of what happened last time. He described her as this bad ass white chick like 5'4'' 135 all the details. Told me her name was Jenn. Ok. Last week I met this cute ass chubby girl at a texaco. We exchanged numbers and talked for a couple days and she said the only things she wants is a fuck buddy. I say cool. Se came over here tonight and we smoked, got busy, just havin a good ass time. Ok. She's about to leave when he pulls up looking to score some green from yours truly. She opens the door and he sees us both standing here and screams at the top of his lungs: "TYRONE YOU SON A OF A BITCH!!!! YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE AGAIN!!!" Now I'm looking at this fool like WTF? "This isn't your gf." And he's all mad talking about that's her and shit. Now. This chick was like 5'7'' 180. Her name is Alicia. At this point I'm like "look if you hadn't lied about her name and what she looks like I wouldn't have had sex with her. That's your damn fault." As I'm pointing this out in front of her she gets pissed at him for being ashamed of her or something to that effect. Then she starts screaming about who the fuck is Jenn. So he leaves she follows. So now there are two screaming motherfuckers on my front lawn at 1130 at night. I sit here and roll this blunt I say to myself "Why do I end up in this shit?" There my screwed up night ya'll. DAMN.