One day, Budhead was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Big Poppa Puff driving a brand new pickup. Big Poppa Puff pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Big Poppa Puff," said Budhead, "where'd you get that truck?" "Rumjil gave it to me," Big Poppa Puff replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" said his skeptical friend. "Well, Budhead, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Rumjil pulled off the road, put the truck into 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Big Poppa Puff, take whatever you want.' So, I took the truck!" "Big Poppa Puff, you are one smart man!" said Budhead. "Them clothes woulda never fit you."
I may piss my pants laughing at that one!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMMFAOATT........................... I love ya RMJL but that was damn funny!!!!!!!