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Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by iMarihuana, May 13, 2011.

  1. #1 iMarihuana, May 13, 2011
    So i just picked up 2 grams from my dealers crib, and i am at the point where im too far to go back and ask for a lighter, and i dont have my own. So i go to the store and just decide to steal one. I take two lighters, a miniature one and a regular bic one. As i walk out of the store i try to pull my phone out of my pocket and the bag of bud was unsealed... Bud flies everywhere.... I grab what i can off the ground and dip out in fear that they will have noticed i took the lighter and i dotn want to sit there trying to pick up marijuana off the ground :/. So i left the store and overall lost about a gram. Dont judge me for stealing lighters please, clearly a higher being has already done that...... :(
     
  2. #2 meowtoyou, May 13, 2011
    Stupid. Deserved it. /thread

    Edit: You're not stupid, although your idea clearly was.
     
  3. #3 detailed one, May 13, 2011
    Since you got hit by Karma I say hahaha..

    For people who don't believe in it...It's there creeping in the dark corners...I got hit by it lots of times...Sadly I gave up and showed some respect.
     
  4. #4 peacenpot420, May 13, 2011
    lighters are like less than 50 cents....the only conclusion i can draw is that your under 18.
     
  5. #5 BLVCK ANGEL, May 13, 2011
    Good shit OP (I pictured the whole story) I almost cried.......due to massive laughing.:)

    Karma is a ((whispers gently)) bitch. she probably heard me.
     
  6. #6 Dopenologist, May 13, 2011
    shit happens.
     
  7. #7 BLVCK ANGEL, May 13, 2011
    NO, Shit does not happen.

    Karma obviously blew a clean fart on OP, And scattered his weed. (for stealing fire devices)
     
  8. #8 dfhdhfwoee, May 13, 2011
    Coincidence. The wind could and would have blown away his bud regardless of anything bad he previously did.
     
  9. #9 meowtoyou, May 13, 2011

    My next thought exactly. Had I added it into my post, it would have been full of win, correct?
     
  10. #10 Makizushi, May 13, 2011
    lol don't steal
     
  11. #11 EvilEyes, May 13, 2011
    Haha that sucks! A nice ol' gram that you could have nicely put in ur system using that new lighter. But alas, all is gone
     
  12. #12 SolarToker, May 13, 2011
    It's better to be an honest good person than to go and steal or do stupid shit.
     
  13. #13 EvilEyes, May 13, 2011
    Exactly!
     

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  14. #14 Fenrime, May 13, 2011
    Damn I wouldn't care who saw me pick up bud off the floor. A gram is a gram.
     
  15. #15 BlowTreeAllDay, May 13, 2011
    You don't believe in it either. This isn't karma, dude
     
  16. #16 iMarihuana, May 13, 2011
    Not under 18. In Dallas, or at least where i live (carrollton) lighters can run you 3 dollars depending on where you are. I was in the 3 dollar location. With 4 quarters and a dime
     
  17. #17 TCUB, May 13, 2011
    Karma doesn't exist,just saying...
     
  18. #18 dirtydingusus, May 13, 2011
    -Scatterbrain
     

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