So when I was in high school back in the day, my friend came over with his brand new bong. So we went out on the trail by my house and I took my first rip from a bong (ever). Was amazing. Took a few more, then strolled on home. We promptly went into the computer room downstairs and were chilling. 15 minutes later my mom walks in the room, stands in the doorway. I try desperately to not make eye contact. (She would NOT be kosher with this.) After a few painful moments that felt like FOREVER... She asks "Why are your eyes so red?" Now here is the crucial moment..I could have said a multitude of things. I wear contacts, I could have blamed them. I could have said allergies from the walk on the trail. I could've said I was tired. The only thing I could come up with...and I shit you not...was: "His are too!!!!" My mom lingered there for a bit and left. Awkward.