I drunkenly slurred these one time: Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? You are the reason men fall in love. She was quiet for the first five or so, but she eventually started laughing. Needless to say, I introduced myself at the right time, started a casual conversation, bought her some dranks, and the rest is history.
offer to buy a drink. drop a roofie in that shit. drag her home. its basically cave man style. but i hear it works.
At the club I'm out of my realm, I dont dance. If I do go which I hate doing I'm the stiff in the corner. I refuse to buy ladys I dont know drinks but I'll buy for friends. Clubs just aren't my thing.
Fucking hate clubs. The drinks are overpriced as fuck (I should know, I bartended in one for a year!), the people are usually obnoxious and shitty music plays. If I get dragged to a club (very rarely), I usually stand outside chain smoking in the smoking area, wishing that I was anywhere else.
Yeah it's more of a place where people who are DTF chill. That's why guys go. I assume girls just go for the free liquor. I myself don't really go there to dance/get hammered per say lol